She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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