The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
