i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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