whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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