i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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