you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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