CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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