you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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