No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
i out mim tonsoeep
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