I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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