if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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