did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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