Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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