therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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