just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Randomize
