I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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