nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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