your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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