also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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