okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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