No subtext here. People are naked.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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