Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.

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(703): View more from Virginia

tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays

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(585): View more from New York

yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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(817): View more from Texas

I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.

(817): View more from Texas

So yeah he had good weed?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC

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(915): View more from Texas

It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english

(915): View more from Texas

There was no door guy at the bar

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