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  The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.

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  found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought

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  You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.

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  either way he's in for disappointment

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.

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