I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits