we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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