i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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