I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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