Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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