Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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