Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
it was like eating out sand paper
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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