More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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