he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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