I love black thongs
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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