chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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