he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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