You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
