He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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