my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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