A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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