Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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