I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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