You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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