Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Randomize
