Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
