you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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