we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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