Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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