Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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