Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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