i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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