does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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