Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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