Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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