dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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