I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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