they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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