all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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