no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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